Everything Hurts and I'm Dying
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Crew neck The Home T XS Tank Top

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying

Sale price$32.00
Size:S
Style:T-Shirt

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  • The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

    SIZE CHEST WIDTH
    XS 30 – 32 inches
    S 34 – 36 inches
    M 38 – 40 inches
    L 42 – 44 inches
    XL 46 – 48 inches
    XXL 48 – 50 inches

    Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

    Man in M
    (correct size)

    Woman in XS
    (correct size)

    Man in L
    (too big)

    Woman in S
    (too big)

  • SIZE CHEST WIDTH
    XS 31 – 34 inches
    S 34 – 37 inches
    M 38 – 41 inches
    L 42 – 45 inches
    XL 46 – 49 inches
  • The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

    AGE WEIGHT HEIGHT CHEST WIDTH
    2 y/o 31-34 lb 32-36 in 21 inches
    4 y/o 35-41 lb 26-40 in 22 inches
    6 y/o 42-45 lb 40-43 in 23 inches
    8 y/o 49-52 lb 48-50 in 26 inches
    10 y/o 54-62 lb 51-54 in 27 inches

The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

Find your chest size below to help you get the right fit.

ADULT SHIRT SIZING

Chest width:

    • XS: 30 – 32 inches
    • S: 34 – 36 inches
    • M: 38 – 40 inches
    • L: 42 – 44 inches
    • XL: 46 – 48 inches
    • XXL: 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in Medium (correct size)

Woman in Extra Small (correct size)

Man in Large (too big)

Woman in Small (too big)

ADULT HOODIE SIZING

Chest width:

  • XS: 31" - 34"
  • S: 34" -37"
  • M: 38" - 41"
  • L: 42" - 45"
  • XL: 46" - 49"

YOUTH SIZES

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

2 Year Old

31 - 34 pounds, 32 - 36 inches tall, 21 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

4 year Old

35 - 41 pounds, 36 - 40 inches tall, 22 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

6 Year Old

42 - 45 pounds, 40 - 43 inches tall, 23 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

8 Year Old

49 - 52 pounds, 48 - 50 inches tall, 26 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

10 Year Old

54 - 62 pounds, 51 - 54 inches tall, 27 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

SIZING

  • The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

    SIZE CHEST WIDTH
    XS 30 – 32 inches
    S 34 – 36 inches
    M 38 – 40 inches
    L 42 – 44 inches
    XL 46 – 48 inches
    XXL 48 – 50 inches

    Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

    Man in M
    (correct size)

    Woman in XS
    (correct size)

    Man in L
    (too big)

    Woman in S
    (too big)

  • SIZE CHEST WIDTH
    XS 31 – 34 inches
    S 34 – 37 inches
    M 38 – 41 inches
    L 42 – 45 inches
    XL 46 – 49 inches
  • The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

    AGE WEIGHT HEIGHT CHEST WIDTH
    2 y/o 31-34 lb 32-36 in 21 inches
    4 y/o 35-41 lb 26-40 in 22 inches
    6 y/o 42-45 lb 40-43 in 23 inches
    8 y/o 49-52 lb 48-50 in 26 inches
    10 y/o 54-62 lb 51-54 in 27 inches

The Home T is a ultra-soft, ultra-comfy unisex T-shirt that will be one of the most comfortable shirts you've ever owned. Exchanges are no fun for anyone involved, so we’ve created this page to try and help you get the perfect size.

Find your chest size below to help you get the right fit.

ADULT SHIRT SIZING

Chest width:

    • XS: 30 – 32 inches
    • S: 34 – 36 inches
    • M: 38 – 40 inches
    • L: 42 – 44 inches
    • XL: 46 – 48 inches
    • XXL: 48 – 50 inches

Feel free to review the photos below of a man and woman trying on their correct size, as well as one size too large. He is 5′ 10″ and weighs 175 lbs, and she is 5′ 7″ and weighs 130 lbs.

Man in Medium (correct size)

Woman in Extra Small (correct size)

Man in Large (too big)

Woman in Small (too big)

ADULT HOODIE SIZING

Chest width:

  • XS: 31" - 34"
  • S: 34" -37"
  • M: 38" - 41"
  • L: 42" - 45"
  • XL: 46" - 49"

YOUTH SIZES

The following description is not an approximate view of a child's size, but is meant to provide you with some direction. If the 10 year old size appears to be too small, go with an adult extra small.

2 Year Old

31 - 34 pounds, 32 - 36 inches tall, 21 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

4 year Old

35 - 41 pounds, 36 - 40 inches tall, 22 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

6 Year Old

42 - 45 pounds, 40 - 43 inches tall, 23 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

8 Year Old

49 - 52 pounds, 48 - 50 inches tall, 26 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

10 Year Old

54 - 62 pounds, 51 - 54 inches tall, 27 inch chest (Measure under arms around the fullest part of the chest.)

Crushed your workout? Yeah, of course you did. And this Everything Hurts shirt is for you.

Customer Reviews

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Amy Mchugh
Like Magic

This fabric is so unbelievably soft, it’s like magic! I know this particular shirt was meant as a joke for working out, but as a person living with chronic pain it was funny and awesome for me to say something on my shirt that explains perfectly how I feel on the inside all the time.

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Roberta Carroll
Funny and so soft

I bought this shirt for my sister to add a little humor to her birthday. I also own a few Home Ts. The material is so soft and comfy I wear them often.

M
Michael L.
Great T-shirt

I love the fabric and the saying - my workout group all got these to surprise our trainer. My only complaint is that the neckline is pretty high - I like a T-shirt that fits more loosely at the neck. Would be nice if they came in men’s and women’s cuts rather than unisex. Otherwise the fit is as expected.

J
Jpaynemorris@bellsouth.net M.
T-shirt

Loved it! Soft and comfortable!!

J
Jacqueline Cruz
Great quality

Great quality and super soft. I have 4 shirts and plan on ordering more in th4 near future. I'm always getting compliments on all of them. I call them my weekend mom shirts. Good for active Saturdays and Sundays when I take my 18 month old out to the park, zoo, science center, etc. The only thing that I wish is that you could pick your color shirt. Some of the sayings I love, but I dont love the color it comes in. It would be nice to have options.